I would invent a timemachine so I could go back in time to avoid that I got the virus!!!one! Or just buy a new pc...
What would you do if Dr. Fetus kidnapped your girlfriend? Or assuming that nobody on this forum will ever get a girlfriends (me included

), what would you do if Dr. Fetus kidnapped your mother/dad/sister/hamster/feets???
Paradox. When you go back in time to avoid you got the virus you wouldn't think about building a time machine in the future :/
When he kidnapped my parents I would thank him :D
What would you do if you can't speak anymore?