GFWL
No mod support
Locked 30 fps
720p only
No HD textures
Limited keyboard and mouse controls

Oh wow, they really DON'T WANT money from PC gamers. Can't wait to see how they blame poor sales because PC gamers are all pirates and entitled kids.

This is coming to PC in August, so I expect to see you all in the Steam version for co-op and PvP! 

Games for Windows Loosers, not Steam.

[help them]

Agree with the new users. They werent trying to fuck everything, they discover and exploit and later contact Team Meat to help them. Team Meat didnt give a fuck, so the hackers has to start making some shit as a way to show what could happen.

Imagine than some hacker really tried to fuck everything and he acted even worse.

What really this make me worry is about the next Team Meat games. A lot of you know all the bad things that SMB has: 1 year old Mac port, 6 months for SMW, glitches and bugs, this last hack...

My point is: This happened, it could happen again. I guess that I wont preorder their next game. I want to be sure about what Im buying. (Of course, if the game looks interesting for me, but that's normal)

I'm thinking of making a game where you're a crazy cat lady that beats up stray cats (or breaks into people's homes and steals theirs) and puts them in her giant sack she carries around. You can level her up and get stronger cats, and eventually lions and stuff. It's also a pet simulator where you feed the cats, and if they die you can sell them to suspicious people or feed them to your other cats. The possibilities are endless interaction-wise. I might need a spriter and a musician. Thoughts?

Hey, thats a good idea. Yeah, first finish the Hat game and then start with this one.

...the funny thing is that I want first to learn how to make music and make sprites before even starting a game. Which are the best apps for music and pixel stuff, btw?

I want first to get some free time and learn gamemaker, and then make a game with you. Your "hat" game was cool, im trying to finish it.

Ok, a game that let you burn furries and ponyfags. Im sure that a lot of people would love it. Yeah, I know you wont make it, just kidding.

Would it have actually been better if they overreacted and raged? 

Are you like, defending Team Meat? What you say its stupid. Its not about how they acted calm, is that they didnt care at all and made a system with a very low security.

Seriously, SMB is awesome, but has a lot of negative stuff.

So much time since last reply. What about the new weapons?

Claymore was almost the perfect melee weapon ever but Im horrible with it... I need more practice.

Anyway, I has get a lot better on this game. A lot. My perks are level 4~5 and now I play only on Suicidal and Hell on Earth.

Oh. And Scrakes dont have resistance against explosive stuff. Not kidding.

I dont think that some different characters and a "Super Meat World" really limited version with leaderboards worths a new game. I mean, buying a worse version is really worths another buy?

[Edmund McMillen answered the question of why the game won't get Steam Cloud:it has something to do with the current state of our build, its unstable and if we ♥♥♥♥ around with it more it will break. this is a big issue because all the tools we used to make it are way out of date because tommy has been working on the new engine for the next games.. so we cant go back at this point.i doubt there will ever be steam cloud.]

Its about lying to your customers that BOUGHT your game. You know, with money. I dont like this.

Cloud support was never advertised as a feature. Just because Ed promised it on Twitter a while ago doesn't mean it was ever definitely going to happen, and if it was a reason anyone bought the game that's their own damn fault. Remember how it was going to be a WiiWare game? Yeah, things change, welcome to the universe.

However, it's still complete bullshit that Ed is treating us this way. Seriously, all he had to say was "Sorry guys, SMB won't be getting cloud support". No need to be a dick about it. 

Its not about being a dick, I just dont like that they promise stuff and then "lol no". This time it was Steam Cloud, and 6 months to level editor, when it could be out after 2 weeks, and then go for Meat World. Who knows what would be the next time?

From the Steam forums, comments from Edmund on Steam Cloud support:

Edmund McMillen answered the question of why the game won't get Steam Cloud:

it has something to do with the current state of our build, its unstable and if we ♥♥♥♥ around with it more it will break. this is a big issue because all the tools we used to make it are way out of date because tommy has been working on the new engine for the next games.. so we cant go back at this point.

i doubt there will ever be steam cloud.

See? Now we are talking. Is not so hard to say it.


My point is: I learned from SMB that if I buy the game, Ill get what the game has, but the promised stuff... who knows what could happen to it.

Oh, you didn't have Tim before on Steam ? You know, i got a few to scores with him on XBLA competition ! But you need to find what his use...

I'd like to know from a steam player all the characters you have, it seems to me that you have plenty.

Here, take a list

I ussually try to defend Team Meat, but this is a huge bullshit.

No, seriously. Steam Cloud could have been since day 1 of SMB release, but they always were like "WAIT UNTIL MAC PORT! WAIT UNTIL MAC PORT!" and now nothing and even "we never promised it!". It's not about a feature I cant wait and I need it. Its about lying to your customers that BOUGHT your game. You know, with money. I dont like this.

Even if I love SMB, my experiences with what Team Meat did with the game (you know, updates and promised stuff) will make me think twice about future releases. I think I'll pirate the next game and if I like it enough, buy it on a 75% sale.

My god.

Did you realise that there are two new achievements? beat 1 level of The Kid Chapter and all the levels.

This is very interesting, because it could mean that there will be an update that save the levels that you beat and its time. Or maybe only on some of them. Or maybe it just register if you beat the kid chapter. And nothing more.

guys wherez tim

no, he meant he was adding alien hominoid. but oops, already did l0l

but the changelog sayz tim from bred l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l

guys wherez tim

The floating enemies from Rapture in super meat boy should be in the binding of Isaac, or just a big one as a boss. Also, I've heard that Edmund might add something to the game that will make it even longer if you would pay a dollar or two more, I say HELL YES! 

He asked if people would buy an incredible huge DLC for 3 bucks. Seems nice, but...