3. Mr Hankey...
Anyways, here's my ideas for the names. I'd rather gut myself than try one of these.
Rectal Boy (Cramps)
Butchered Boy (Take a wild guess.)
Goo Boy (Sewers of Goo)
The Boy/Deity Boy (Expert Remix)
Survivor Boy/Drifter Boy (Remnants)
Spud Boy/Irish Boy (Super Potato Boy)
Returning Boy/Jumper Boy (Jumper Returns!)
Eden Boy/Lost Boy (Paradise Lost)