Have a heart attack.
You are marooned on a island. You only have enough energy to either swim to a boat swimming
by, or stay on the island with
12 beautiful women
a laptop and a copy of Meat Boy.
Well, if the laptop never ran out of battery or I could run it on some magic coconut batteries, I'd stay on the island. But if not, then I'd have to go swim out to this boat that can swim
You are happily married to the women of your dreams, and after years of trying, she finally gets pregnant. Unfortunately, 7 months into the pregnancy something goes wrong, and your wife undergoes an emergency procedure. The doctors tell you that the baby is alive, but is suffering from a rare condition that means it will never grow and shall remain a fetus for the rest of it's life; and as a result must be kept in a womb-like environment atop a robotic frame.
You realise that your son is Doctor Fetus. How do you react / What do you do?