MEAT BOY IS ON FACEBOOK (CHEEEAPPPPTTTTTEEEERRRR 2!)TOO MANY REFRENCES! Meat Boy has logged onto facebook. Meat Boy: Allo everybody!. Dr. Fetus: Fu** you. Meat Boy: Snippy arent we today, Kieth. Tim Brandt: Hello everybody Allons-y. Dr. Fetus: Ok. I will use this potion to turn him into a flea. A harmless little flea. Tgen, ill put that flea into a box, Then put that box into qnother box. Then ship it...and when it arrives...Muhahah ILL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER! IT'S BRILLIANT,BRILLIANT,BRILLIANT! INGENIOUS I SAY! Tim Brant: you do know you just told us your entire evil plan. right? Writer: yah. i did that on purpose. and if you can guess what that is from..ill let you pick the plot of the next chapter of BOTH my stories. just post the ideas on the topic board. DF OUT! PIECE!! Tim Brandt: um...whi was that? (Isaac,Meat Boy, Isaac, and 37 other people like this). Isaac: Yah. nobody breaks the fourth wall. BUT ME! it's Time to...EXTERMANATE!!! DUN DUN DUN DR WHO REFRENCE!

MEAT BOY HAS LOGGED ONTO FACEBOOK. PART 1 (Meat Boy has logged on to facebook.) Meat Boy: Ahh facebook the place where people can get drunk and rant. (Tim brandt, isaac, Bandage Girl, and 17 others like this) Tim Brandt: MEAT BOY YOUR ON JDJEUDHFKSJDJALD Meat Boy: TIM YOU OK!? Tim Brandt: Yah im fine keyboard acted up. Isaac: Hey guys! Meat boy: Isaac, hey. wait where are you living? Isaac: I live with tim and his Girl Friend. Author: Yes. Tim's Girlfriend is the princess from Braid. in my stories. tim got his emotions set up. and now lives with Nancy. A.K.A the "princess". Isaac: Who was that? Dr. Fetus: the F*** if i know you f***** posers. Bandage Girl: Dr. Keius. What is with your mouth.!! Dr Fetus: i know you want me. dont deny it. Nancy starla: Keith stop it. Isaac is online. (Tim brandt, Meat Boy, Isaac, and 146 other people like this.

AUTHOR'S NOTE : HIATUS. I will be on hiatus for a while. i will be posting a funny facebook story. chapter 1 of "Meat Boy is on facebook" will start soon. Reply story ideas or just talk. FETUS OUT PIECE

CHAPTER 3-2 THE SALT FACTORY (ISAAC POV!)
We walked down a hall..carefully avoiding salt. "Meat.B you ok?" I asked. "Yeah you alright?!" Said Tim. "Im Just worried about Bandage Girl..i hope she's ok." Explained Meat Boy. We walked down the hallway and opened the door to see...Dr Fetus.. TO BE CONTINUED!! AUTHOR'S NOTE. SORRY ABOUT THE SHORT CHAPTER...

CHAPTER 3-1 THE SALT FACTORY (TIM POV!)
I awoke to the smell of burnt salt...wait BURNT SALT oh right i gut sucked into a warp zone..or WAARRRPPP ZOOONNNEEE.. i guess. "HELLO ANYBODY HOME?" i yelled. " Ah! Tim your Ok!" yelled Bandage girl who, like me was tied up. "You ok Band G?" i asked. "um i think so..i might have some bruises.. wait..what's that?" she said Then Meat Boy And Issac burst into the room..only for me and bandage girl to be kidnap- wait..i have time rewind powers DUH! i used my powers to reverse dr fetus. so i could escape ! I was free YAY!! but Dr. Fetus took bandage girl away..
AUTHOR'S NOTE! each salt factory chap. will have povs in them.. Tim for beginning, Isaac for end, and meat boy for events before finding Tim. If i should use this in other chapters. please respond K for now FETUS OUT, PIEEEEEEEEEEECEEEEEEEE (AHHHHH WARRRRRRRRRPPPPPP ZOOOONNNNEEEE!!!!)

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Author's note: i did all the grammar mistakes and misspellings on purpose.. it is a glitch world after all. next chapter THE SALT FACTORY! 

CHAPTER 2 THE HOSPITAL! (DUN DUN DUN)
"AAARGH DARN NEEDLES!" Exclaimed an enraged Tim "dont worry tim, their not poisonous..i think " replied isaac. MEANWHILE "You wont get away with this. Meat Boy will save m-" said bandage girl "stop your incessent whining you incompitant fool. he wont save yo-" Dr fetus said while Meat Boy, Isaac, and Tim Burst into the room.."STOP RIGHT THERE FETUS!" they all said triumphantly. "Ah. the threevmorons have mad i-" Dr fetus was cut of by Meat Boy Punching him in the face..which ended up knocking Dr. Fetus and Tim Into..a "WARPPP ZOOONEEEE!" "OH NO" exclaimed Meat boy as dr fetus pulled Tim and bandage girl into the portal. "Isaac, what do we do now..?" asked Meat Boy. "We go in." Rwplied Isaac, who jumped into the portal, with Meat boy following close behind. THREE HOURS LATER! "ouch..where are we..Isaac? Meat boy? ANYONE?!" yelled tim. all he saw was bandage girl being taken away by dr fetus before he blacked out. AUTHOR'S NOTE! CLIFFHANGER (DUN DUN DUN) NEXT UP CHAPTER 3 THE SALT FACTORY!

CHAPTER 1.5 INTRODUCTION!
Isaac and Tim were sitting around a fire."Sooo today was a good day, huh Isaac." Said Tim. "Yeah it was nice to meet you guys...Hey? where's Meat Boy?" said Isaac. " He said he would be back in about an hour..but he left at 7 and it's now 11:30." said Tim. "Well should we go look for hi-oh there he is." Said Isaac "sorry im late guys..but i saw Dr. Fetus..he escaped. but i know where he is.." Said Meat Boy. "Where?!" Asked Isaac and Tim. "The Hospital"...
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Short chapter, sorry i will update tomorrow. ;) FETUS OUT PIECE !     

THE FOREST (DUN DUN DUN) CHAPTER 1 "THE NEWBIE"
"*sigh* Mom is dead...i cant pay rent...let's face it im going ro be evicted... *sobs* why cant i ever win?" Said a boy..who's name is Isaac. "I just want to have a good life; is that too much to a-" the boy was interupted by a voice that said " SEE YOU LATER MEAT BOY AND um whats your name? Oh yes..AND TIM! MUHAHAHAHA" Exclaimed a strange voice  Isaac peered out of the window to see two figures, one without skin, and one with a suit." the one without skin saw him and said "HEY KID WHO ARE YOU?!" Isaac was so surprised that he fell out of the window...strangely the one with the suit caught him and said "hey kid you ok?" Isaac replied "um..im fine..im Isaac and who are you two?" the Man replied "im tim..and the red dun is Meat boy." Meat boy replied " are you ok! Where's your parents?!" Isaac began to sob "I..I dont have any parents ..my mom and dad are both dead..c..can i help you defeat that evil dude..um..or..i..can..um..umm.umm.um." "ISAAC SPIT IT OUT ALREADY" Tim yelled. "was that guy evil?" Yeah..he kidnapped my girlfriend." said meat boy. "Can i help you two defeat him?" Said Isaac. They both stood there thinking "YES!" They replied.