I don't even know if you guys still reply to these but I would be so grateful if you did.

I get the generic mini dump (hehe) error and it means I cannot play the game at ALL. 

Here is the minidump file, I hope it helps.

Thanks.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/1eiothtycfmw3an/supermeatboy_1644440_crash_2013_2_8T0_30_16C0.mdmp