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[Insani99999]

This is the story about Super Seat Boy, as he rescues his sadistic bisexual girlfriend, Bondage Girl, from the claws of Doctor Fenus.

Seat Boy is a boy with a magical ability. He can create and throw Seats.

                          

--Prologue--

Seat Boy was walking down Sawblade Alley. It was a quiet little place, where Bondage Girl and Seat Boy had played as children.
Bondage Girl's favorite store for magazines not appropriate for children was located here.
When they came to the entrance, they saw an enraged Half Human, Half Pancake thing in a large powersuit shouting at the owner.
"What do you mean you don't have it! I've been wa-"
He turned around and looked at the surprised couple.
He screamed at them, "What the fuck do you want?! Can't you see I'm busy?"
Seat Boy, now a bit pissed, screamed back, "I want to burn this shop down and steal money, what do you THINK I want?!"
Doctor Fenus quietly said, "Oh, carry on then."
Seat Boy furiously replied, "That was a joke, you imbecile!"
Doctor Fenus was a decent man. One thing he couldn't stand was being called names.
He charged at Seat Boy and punched him in the face, Seat Boy flew backwards and, after landing on a brick wall, pushed himself upward. He pulled a Seat out of god knows where and started throwing seats at Doctor Fenus at rapid fire speeds.
Doctor Fenus grunted as a seat fractured the glass head on his suit. He picked up Bondage Girl and flew away, Bondage Girl trying to whip him with her collection of whips.
Seat Boy screamed at Fenus, and swore that he would rescue his girlfriend!
He started throwing Seats at rapid speeds, jumping on each new one he created, using them as a method to walk on air.
Suddenly, Doctor Fenus' trusty minion, Crownie appeared out of a portal that Doctor Fenus summoned, and stabbed Seat Boy with his Crown shaped head!
Seat Boy fell to the ground, unconscious.
He was woken up by a hobo poking him. The hobo said to him, "Hey, man. This is m alley, go find your own!"
Seat Boy walked away, and as he walked, said, "Oh, I will. Yes, I will indeed..."

[Devon Wargod]

i know now the true greatness of literature

[MegaMew]

There is something very wrong you, but by god I like it.

So what's everyone's opinions on pomegranate? 
Nobody answer this question, its merely a joke about my tenancy to derail threads

[Insani99999]

i know now the true greatness of literature

Thanks! Here, have a free Bondage Girl.

Yes, she has an eye patch. Yes, her skin is exactly like Bandage Girl's. No, I don't know why.
And yes, rape is imminent.

[Devon Wargod]

And yes, rape is imminent.

D:

[Insani99999]

And yes, rape is imminent.

D:

LET THERE BE WHIPS!

[Devon Wargod]

let me warn you

if you have any plans on rape then allow me to warn you that I'll only go down fighting

and with this I say

[Insani99999]

let me warn you

if you have any plans on rape then allow me to warn you that I'll only go down fighting

and with this I say

I don't plan to rape anyone.

It's Bondage Girl that has the whips and odd fetish gear.


Seat Boy will be quietly watching.

(Yes his skin is red, he has permanent sunburns.)

[Insani99999]

Chapter One: Saws in the Forest

Super Seat Boy managed to track Dr. Fenus to the forest. This was it, he told himself. He'd be able to prove to Bondage girl that she doesn't need those fifty three other sex slaves that she keeps in her basement.
Seat Boy ran into the entrance of the forest, narrowly escaping the Sawell colony, made up of squirrels who have had saws fused into their flesh.
They were poor, helpless little creatures. The saws, constantly spinning, digged into their flesh, when they jumped in the wrong way or tripped, the sawblade would slice them open.
Seat Boy, however, didn't care. He needed to get to Bondage Girl. He needed to rescue her. He needed to use his power to pull Seats out of his ass for a good purpose!
He ran into the forest, noting the horrid experiments that obviously took place here. CheeseBabe was stuck on the top of a pole. A bunch of shivering mice were trying to climb up to the remains of the once beautiful woman.
It was evident that the body had been up there for a long time - waves of dead mice were scattered all over the place, each one trying - and failing, to get to the ultimate meal.
Bondage Girl once used to be a 'fan' of CheeseBabe, it's obvious that she, for whatever reason, attempted to infiltrate this forest.
Seat Boy wasn't sure if he wanted to get inside - it was a horrendous place, and he was secretly intimidated by sawblades, and cute furry animals that are attached to sawblades, or vice versa.
He tried to turn back, but out of the forests, two large metal gates came out, and quickly joined together to form a gate.
Well, there's no escaping now, he thought.
He turned around again, gulping and finding his way through the horrendous forest. Truly, this was a place of nightmares. Horrible, saw filled nightmares.
He jumped over a saw, and then another. And another! There sure were a lot of these things.
Seat Boy managed to avoid the traps without effort, although little did he know that the sinister Dr. Fenus was watching his every turn.
It didn't take long for him to find an area with a sign saying, "Get the fuck out or we'll blast you with missiles!'
He ignored the warning and walked inside. Although missile launchers tracked his every move, his anus-born chairs were able to block the missiles. He had become something of an expert with throwing seats.
He disabled a few more missile launchers and found the door marked 'entrance'.
Well, this was way too easy, he smugly thought to himself.
He opened the door, and saw a creature that looked like something born out of the most disgusting of Bondage Girl's fetishes! It was... It was...

...To be continued!

[Devon Wargod]

this just gets better and better

[Insani99999]

this just gets better and better

I have a wonderful sense of humor.

[G]

I have a wonderful sense of humor.

Yes.

Please tell me there's more sadism coming. Keep it up.

[Insani99999]

Introducing Bill! (From Left 4 Dead)

And Louis!

And Francis!

Chapter Two: WARP ZOMBIES

Seat Boy saw a spinning purple thing that had horribly damaged and disfigured arms sticking out of it!
His years of video games had taught him everything he needed to know about quests. Obviously, the only way to progress would be to poke the spinning purple thing!
He walked up to it and poked it, only to be sucked into this spinning vortex!
He found himself flying out the anus of an old dude. There were undead everywhere, and he was furiously shooting. When Seat Boy flew out, he screamed in a blood rage and threw a molotov.
He ran back into his truck, and screamed to two other people, both heavily armed, "Louis! Francis! Cover for me!"
Francis jokingly said, "What, shit yourself again?"
Bill gave Francis an extremely evil Stare, and then walked to the back. Louis and Francis walked out, both of them laughing to eachother.
Seat Boy followed Bill, apparently unnoticed.
Bill turned around after he pulled down his pants. He looked at Seat Boy and mumbled, "Jesus, I don't usually shit giant bloody cubes. And it looks like it has eyes..."
He grumbled and noticed the hole in his pants. He pulled them back on and grumbled again.
Bill was just about to throw Seat Boy away, when Seat Boy pulled a Seat out of his ass and threw it at Bill.
He screamed at the annoying little bastard, "What the shit?!"
He took out his shotgun and started shooting at the now agile Seat Boy, or as Bill knew him, 'The Red pile of living shit'.
Seat Boy screamed, "FUCKING WARP ZO-"
He was interrupted when another portal appeared below them and swallowed them both up.
Bill and Seat Boy were back in their normal world. A Sawell came out of a small hatch.
Bill gasped as it climbed up him and ran down his throat, the attached sawblade cutting him up from the inside.
Seat Boy watched in shock as the scarring event unfolded. The Sawell cut him up from the inside, when it was done, he fell over, a giant bloody line in his back.
Seat Boy was lucky he wasn't wearing pants, as a yellow pool was already forming underneath him.
Seat Boy ran from the extremely intimidating, horrendously fluffy, murderous little sawell.
He ran into a nearby closet, where he heard a voice mumble, "Why the fuck does it smell like piss in here?"
He ran out quickly, the Sawell jumping in. Seat Boy shut the door, pulled out some Seats, and used them to barricade it shut.
Inside, he could hear screams as the Sawell did what it did best.
He ran backwards, his phobia of Saws and fluffy animals attached to them overwhelming him. He tripped and landed in the pit of no return...

TO BE CONTINUED

[Maruhai]

Your double post is awesome to.
And against the rules.

[Devon Wargod]

Your double post is awesome to.
And against the rules.

a zing rating would be handy right about now