Sorry for delay, I've been replaying HL2.
Chapter 6: Male Genitalia Boy
Seat Boy was running from the massive Death Bot. The Hulking Mass was relentless in it's pursuit, and it was catching up to him! Every trap he had to dodge, the Death Bot just smashed.
Seat Boy knew he couldn't keep this up for long - even now the sprains from last week's sexy saturdays (Which were even worse than fetish fridays or traumatizing thursdays. To be honest, only Super Sundays manage to please Seat Boy) kicked in.
He tripped on a horribly placed tin can. He fell face first into the dust, and coughed. He tried to get up, but the Death Bot picked him up and prepared to destroy him with lasers.
Suddenly, something appeared on a nearby building. A small, skin covered boy with a skirt appeared out of thin air!
He screamed, "Take this ya big metal bastard!"He lifted up his skirt exposing his genitals,
Seat Boy wondered to himself, "What the fuck?"The Deathbot let out an error message, "ERROR ERROR 705, CIRCUITS NOT DESIGNED TO HANDLE OVERLOAD CAUSED BY FLASHING OF GENITALS."One of it's eyes exploded, and it dropped Seat Boy.
The Lewd Boy jumped down and helped up Seat Boy.
He said, "Move, Laddie!"There was a strong accent in his voice. Seat Boy and him started running side by side. Seat Boy admired this new compatriot.
Lewd Boy jumped, quickly spinned around, and flashed the Bot once again.
The bot let out another scream as it stopped momentarily.
Seat Boy and Lewd boy continued running, they saw a tall building in the distance.
"Up there, laddie!", he screamed.They climbed and wall jumped up to the top.
He stepped forward and said, "Shield yerself!"At a rapid fire rate, he lifted and let go of his dress in what appeared to have the effect of a rapid fire anti-tank weapon. The damage could clearly be seen, it was paralyzed, every few seconds another miniature explosion took place.
Seat Boy was amazed at this event - How could the Death Bot's only weakness be male genitalia?
"This is some fucked up shit", he thought.The Death Bot let out a piercing cry, "ERROR... ERROR... ERROR DATABASE DESTROYED, ATTEMPTING TO CRY"It let out what appeared to be a metal tear, a ball of junk that hit the ground. It had a flashing light and a beeping sound was coming from it. It got faster and faster, but the Rapid Fire Lewd Boy, who was actually glowing, did not seem to care.
The tear-bomb exploded, sending a shockwave through the sand. It shook the building and made the part that Lewd Boy was standing on fall off, but he was floating now.
Seat Boy watched in awe as the Death Bot fell to the ground, the explosions getting larger and larger.
A tiny robot fell out of his chest, it was in sleep mode, it appeared.
The DeathBot looked up, and said in a pained screech, "This... this is my child. I-I am Josef, DeathBot number 28. Tezksszzzzzzzzzzzz"He shook his head as part of him exploded,
he continued, "Tell... him... how his... father died..."Lewd Boy calmed down and stopped glowing. They both slid down the building, and they approached the dying Josef.
Seat Boy said to it, "No, it won't even know your name."He gestured to Lewd Boy, and Lewd Boy performed the final Flash, destroying Josef in a massive explosion.
Seat Boy picked up the tiny robot and said, "I think I'll call him Brosef."
Lewd Boy flashed and turned into a silver trophy with a button on top. It read, "Awarded to Seat Boy for finishing Saw Forest without dying. (Press Button to summon Lewd Boy)"
He shrugged and continued onwards, with a cool silver trophy with a button on top, and a motherfucking robot.
Explanation:
For some reason, whenever I thought of the Death Bot I saw a giant Josef (It doesn't really look like josef though, maybe a bit but not a lot.), which is why I named him Josef.
Double Edit:
Brosef is basically Josef with a different name and eye lasers, rockets, and more agility.
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