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[Insani99999]

You are seriously starting to scare me...
Will Seat Boy ever visit the Saw Forest Dark World? Will he visit other Dark Worlds? What caused the Dark World, anyway? (In mine, it was the bomb...) What will he get for going through those without dying? Can I make suggestions? Do I care if you say no? (No) Should I stop asking questions? (Yes)

Alright, suggestions for other "Boys":
Dark Forest: Whirl Boy, Quarrel Boy
Hospital: Feeble Boy, Ladle Boy
Dark Hospital: Flood Boy, Crud Boy
Factory: Fault Boy, Adult Boy
Dark Factory: Bristle Boy, Thistle Boy
Hell: Dim Boy, Bone Boy
Dark Hell: Lemon Boy, Screamin' Boy
Rapture: (CENSORED due to me not wanting to swear/offend people ) Boy, Lag Boy
Dark Rapture: Comb Boy, Bomb Boy
End: Dead Boy, Mead Boy, Lead Boy
Dark End: Dr. Fenus Boy
Cotton Alley: Girl Boy, Slave Boy
Dark Cotton Alley: Possible Boy, Ragequit Boy

That's all I got. Would you use any of these? You only have to change one letter for the first Rapture Boy.

Anyhoo, that fight was awesome, strange, psychotic, strange, hilarious, strange, insane, and most importantly, strange. I liked it.

Maybe after he finishes my version of the end, he'll go to the dork world / bark world / shark world / Lurk World version of the forest. MAYBE.

[DD Commander]

Love this. Revenge of Dr. Fetus is just as good, but this has a more informal tone. Love 'em both!

[Insani99999]

Well, my break is over, time to go back to the horrendous work I am forced to do every few days.

Chapter 7: Lospital

Super Seat Boy was walking to what he could see was a Hospital, one that had been abandoned long ago, and then twisted into a trap filled monstrosity.
As he walked towards it, the land went from dusty desert to dead earth, stained with blood and various organs.
Seat Boy quickly made his way to the door, which was barricaded with wood planks and such. He pulled a seat out of his ass and threw it at the door, the force knocking the door downwards.
He opened up the door. There was a peculiar scent here... the scent of rotting flesh and blood.
He made his way up a pair of stairs and saw a peculiar being. Behind a wall with a hole in it and not very erotic sounds coming from behind it, a white goo-like creature came out of the hole.
He poked it with a stick and found that it was rather jelly-like. He could remember the scent, and decided he didn't want to interact with it any further.
He quickly ran up the stairs, not noticing the swarm of Rapists with genitals made of Sawblades until it was too late. Hundreds of small, probably dwarven, rapists attempted to catch him and claim their prize.
Seat Boy ran for his life and dignity, not noticing the gap in front of him. He stopped right before the gap.
He looked backwards, and took a trophy out of his inventory (also known as his anus). He summoned Lewd Boy, and told him, "Hold these guys off!"
Lewd Boy smiled and replied, "Aye, Laddy!"
He Jumped for a nearby floating platform, then another, and another. Lewd Boy's flashing skills were holding off the monsters quite well.
Seat Boy opened a door, and saw a large green Figure come out.
The Old Man in green said, "I'll destroy you, you bleeding piece of shit, or my friends don't call me Bill!"
Seat Boy threw a seat at him and he plunged into the toxic waste.
He jumped to the next platform, and then called to Lewd Boy. Lewd Boy transformed back into a statue and flew right back into Seat Boy's 'inventory' at high speeds.
Seat Boy grunted, although he enjoyed Strap-on Sundays, this felt a bit awkward.
He could see a pair of stairs right next to him, with the sign 'Dr.Fenus Secret Lair' attached. Seat Boy started running up, but then a trap door opened under him, and he fell down into a pit of toxic waste!


Have a shitty drawing of Bondage Girl. (Yes, those are black gloves and boots.)

[carnivore-x]

Ahm...what are all the different "days"? Saturday seems to have two, right now...

[Insani99999]

Ahm...what are all the different "days"? Saturday seems to have two, right now...

I said SUNDAY, not SATURDAY.

They're different days of the week when Bondage Girl does different things during sexy time.

Also they vary, some days like Sexy Saturdays only happen once a month, others every week.

[carnivore-x]

My mistake. Sunday has two.

[Insani99999]

My mistake. Sunday has two.

Super Sundays happen once a year on the sunday closest to Seat Boy's birthday.

[Insani99999]

Chapter 8: Crap

Super Seat Boy was falling. It was a strange sensation. He saw parts of his life, mostly all the porno nights he and Bondage Girl shared, flash before his eyes.
And then he saw it. This wasn't toxic waste, this was literal shit!
He plunged into the feces, the surprise opening his mouth and filling it with the excretions of creatures of all shapes and sizes.
For a moment he wished he was dead, then he shook off the horror and swam up. He jumped onto a nearby ledge and shook off some of the lumps. As he ran, he left a brown trail.
He walljumped up to another ledge high up, and caught Dr.Fenus carrying Bondage Girl upwards.
He decided he would sneak around and grab him from behind, but his Stench alerted Dr.Fenus to his presence.
He turned and screamed, "JESUS, AT LEAST TAKE A SHOWER! YOU'RE GETTING SHIT ALL OVER MY CLEAN FUCKING LOST HOSPITAL. YOU BASTARD!"
He looked around. The Dead bodies of abducted victims and the stench of rotting death filled the Air. He honestly didn't see how he could make this place any worse, even covered with shit.
Dr.Fenus noticed Seat Boy being distracted. He dropkicked him and he fell downwards into a  blocky portal, and he found himself in a blocky world, a bit like the videogames he played when he was a child.
It looked like an 8-Bit version of the Hospital, a Blocky Bondage Girl was far away, over a length of platforms and hazards, each one more insane than the last.
He stepped forward, and looked outwards, wondering what kind of sick, fucked up person designed this hazard course. If this were a game, the creator would have to be some kind of sadistic fuck.
He observed the Ten Platforms and the traps. Lasers, spikes, saws, even Squirrels with raging erections.
He heard some crumbling, and quickly jumped to the next platform, the ground he had been standing on crumbled away... he heard the same sound on this ground, and found that each platform was made of this crumbling, weak-ass dirt!
He quickly jumped, platform to platform, and made his way to Bondage Girl. A huffing Seat Boy looked up at her, and she curiously commented, "Hey, there's a Hobo in a Squirrel Costume behind you..."
Seat Boy tilted his head, preparing to look backwards, and then, in a second, found he was being raped by an eight bit Hobo.
Seat Boy wasn't sure if he was enjoying this or not. He shuddered and pushed away the gay thoughts, and used the Seat-Spawning portal in his ass to knock the Hobo away.
However, he was now falling! After ten minutes of falling, he hit the ground and blacked out...

[Insani99999]

Gee, thanks for making me triple post, guys.

Chapter 9: Retro Crap

Seat Boy pushed himself upwards. His face felt like it had been attacked by a mob of angry bullets while behind raped by a giant robot made of cars and sawblades.
He found a black man who smelled of the horrid stench that is old spice. He was riding on a Rainbow Pony with wings.
Seat Boy opened his mouth to say something, but the black man lifted up a magic wand and said, "This level is now diamonds."
Suddenly, everything in the level had transformed into diamonds. Due to this, they lost their anti-gravity properties and he was falling again. The Black Man flew away on his Pony, and Seat Boy would have shaken his fist if he hadn't been fallen and praying for his dear, extremely sexual life.
He found himself feeling the sharp pain of diamonds stabbing him, as they hit the floor and acted as spikes.
He painfully slid himself off the Diamonds, which were, for whatever reason, extremely sharp.
He stared at the bleeding would in his chest.
"Jesus F. Butternuts," he thought to himself.
He limped towards a white seat. He sat down and sighed, and began to rest.
Just then, thousands of little white parasites started crawling from every part of the seat. They all went after his opened wound. Seat Boy jumped up and ran as fast as he could, shaking off the parasites that were already on his flesh.
When he had gotten away from the parasites, he looked around. The 8-Bit landscape expanded infinitely. He saw a purple dot in the distance, and raced towards it. It had to be his ticket out of here!
After ten minutes of running, he jumped into it and found himself back in the hospital. Dr. Fenus was nowhere in sight. Seat Boy noticed he no longer had feces on him. Maybe the 8-Bit world couldn't render it. It didn't matter, he HAD to get to Bondage Girl!
He noticed a set of stairs near him, he raced up them. For whatever reason, they seemed endless. After an hour of hiking up the stairs, he honestly wandered what was taking so long.
He walljumped up the nearest wall, and found the stairs were ultimately ignoring the laws of physics. Although the top was much higher than the bottom, they connected by a straight floor!
He attempted to wrap his mind around this odd piece of construction, but no matter how hard he tried, he simply couldn't figure out how it could possibly exist.
Either way, he didn't really care. He performed a series of walljumps and got to the next floor.
He then saw a man dressed in green walk out of a nearby door.
Bill looked down at the red square that had haunted him for so long.
He screamed, "DIE YOU SUNUVABITCH!"
Bill threw a grenade at Seat Boy who dodged and threw a seat at the Man in Green.
Bill landed right next to his grenade, and screamed, "OH SHI-"
His last words were interrupted by the explosion, which scattered Bill's Parts all over Seat Boy. Seat Boy shivered and attempted to hold down the vomit.
He failed to do so.

[Insani99999]

Squirrel erections?

MIND=BLOWN

How the hell do you think animals reproduce.

 

[GameRoom]

Super Meat Boy was falling.

Just wanted to point that out.

[Insani99999]

Super Meat Boy was falling.

Just wanted to point that out.

Whoops, thanks. Fixed.

Next chapter comes sometime next month.

[Insani99999]

Guess who's back!

That's riiiiight, ME!

Chapter 10: Onwards to victory!

Seat Boy hurled out the remains of his latest meal, Bill exploding all over him was a bit more than he could handle. He shivered and noticed the Old Man's genitalia on his shoulder. He flicked it off and just barely managed to hold down another wave of vomit.
He noticed another set of stairs, so he ran up them hoping to find something of use. There, he found something disturbing.
A large, fat man with a minigun and a bald head stood in the way.
He screamed, "HALT LITTLE MAN, YOU MAY NOT PASS."
Seat Boy returned, "I have to rescue my girlfriend!"
He screamed, "LITTLE BABY IS CRYING? I WILL KILL YOU AND KILL YOU AND KILL YOU!"
Seat Boy wittily replied, "I pull chairs out of my anus for massive damage."
The Fat man, in small words, replied, "What is this?"
Seat Boy quickly reached into the portal in his anus that linked to the Seat Dimension. He took out a seat and threw it at the fat man, knocking him over.
The Fat man screamed, "HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?!"
Seat Boy ran past him and continued on his quest, satisfied with his victory.
Up ahead, he saw an emergency room, and he could hear voices. He barged in, and saw a group of large homeless people, gathered around a fire and telling eachother stories about some of their various crimes.
When they noticed Seat Boy, they ignored him and continued listening to the man talking about how he raped George Washington after building a time machine.
Seat Boy walked out and decided to ignore those drunken idiots. He continued onwards through the hospital, searching for any trace of Bondage Girl.
And there it was.
Bondage Girl's favorite whip, laying on the floor! She would rather die than give up that whip! Either she was dead, or she got a new favorite.
He continued up the set of stairs that the whip was next to. He noticed white, gooish creatures like the one from before. He remembered the scent, and knowing it, he decided he did not want to come in contact with these things.
He carefully dodged each goo-like creature, but then noticed a movement in his ass. He placed his hand inside, and pulled out a living, metal thing.
It was BROSEF! He had forgotten about the little runt!
"Please refrain from stuffing this one up your waste excretion area," said the Miniature Death-Bot.
Seat Boy responded, "But how can there be two adventurers at once?! Did I press a button making this multiplayer?"
Brosef replied, "I do not understand. But maybe my eye lasers shall help you on your quest?"
"Perhaps," Seat boy Replied, "Perhaps."

[Psycho_Fox]

EYE AM LEET TROLLER!!

TANK YOU VOR INCLOODENG ME IN YOUR MANY ADVENTURES EXTRAORDINARY CHAIR MALE!

I VILL SEE YOU ALL LATER IN THE UPCOMING CHAPTERS OF EXTRAORDINARY CHAIR MALE!

[Insani99999]

EYE AM LEET TROLLER!!

TANK YOU VOR INCLOODENG ME IN YOUR MANY ADVENTURES EXTRAORDINARY CHAIR MALE!

I VILL SEE YOU ALL LATER IN THE UPCOMING CHAPTERS OF EXTRAORDINARY CHAIR MALE!

VERRRRYYYY GOOOOD!! VERRRRRYYYYY GOOOD!