Do you know when the new update comes?
- When is the Whatever Update coming out?
The reason is simple: we have no way to know. All but two of us are not part of the 2-man team known as Team Meat and it is highly unlikely that Edmund or Tommy will notice a single thread on the forum, it is much easier to contact them for questions on Twitter. Even so, circumstances can arise that cause delays, please understand that game creation is no easy task and that adhering to a schedule can be difficult.
Just be patient. I'd recommend you use the bit boys or brownie in the meantime if you dislike potato boy that much.