If I were you I'd look at the date of the post.
Maruhai, that was a mean joke and I think you should die with a shotgun that shoots axes.
Also, April Fools jokes are bad and anyone who does them should feel bad.
But... what about Team Meat? Their Super Potato Boy joke was all kinds of awesome, even in spud form!
Well, no matter what happened here, this thread made me a sad panda. The shotgun that shoots axes is pretty cool, however.