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« on: April 01, 2011, 06:58:08 AM »

Just wanted to tell you that.

So I took a girl to my party and she really liked it, in fact she wanted to hang out again, so we decided to hang out again a few days later.
Unfortunately this time it turned very badly. Things went pretty much at the opposite of how they were planned and I hooked up with her.

Now just not too long ago, she gave me the news, she's pregnant.
Obviously this is my fault, but this will take some time for me to be okay again.
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« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2011, 07:49:47 AM »

*Looks at calendar* I'm pretty sure everything will be OK. 
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« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2011, 08:16:57 AM »

I'm not joking.
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« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2011, 08:52:18 AM »

I think he was implying that SHE was joking.
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« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2011, 10:00:01 AM »

Shut the fuck up Nova you ruined everything.
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« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2011, 03:06:38 PM »

Damn straight
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« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2011, 03:08:07 PM »

That bloody well hurts !
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« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2011, 10:21:20 AM »

If I were her I'd have an abortion. That's something you need to talk about.
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« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2011, 12:01:03 PM »

If I were you I'd look at the date of the post.
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« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2011, 06:28:17 PM »

If I were you I'd look at the date of the post.

Maruhai, that was a mean joke and I think you should die with a shotgun that shoots axes.

Also, April Fools jokes are bad and anyone who does them should feel bad.
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« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2011, 07:47:54 AM »

Admit that was the best April Fools joke at least.
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« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2011, 08:43:47 AM »

If I were you I'd look at the date of the post.

Maruhai, that was a mean joke and I think you should die with a shotgun that shoots axes.

Also, April Fools jokes are bad and anyone who does them should feel bad.

But... what about Team Meat? Their Super Potato Boy joke was all kinds of awesome, even in spud form!

Well, no matter what happened here, this thread made me a sad panda.

The shotgun that shoots axes is pretty cool, however. :-D
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« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2011, 09:09:38 AM »

I'm happy my joke worked.
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« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2011, 10:33:35 AM »

Admit that was the best April Fools joke at least.

It was.
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« Reply #14 on: April 03, 2011, 12:25:38 PM »

You're gonna get jinxed and everyone you know will get pregnant. Everyone.
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