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« Reply #45 on: January 25, 2011, 09:14:06 PM »

Real mens use Python. C++ is for queers. 

Real men program their games entirely in BB Code.  Python is for queers.

My mistake. I agree that BB Code is superior than Python

However, real mens program their game in machine code and don't use a compiler to make the job instead of them.

Great, python isn't compiled ^_^

I know (lthough it can be but then it sucks) but the original discussion was about C++ so...

Beside, I never had any monkey slave to type my BBCode. I should try. Where did you purchased them?

Real men catch their own keyboard monkeys.
Real men reproduce to make their own keyboard monkeys from scratch

Real men make awesome games in Game Maker
Real men get their monkey offspring to program Game Maker on their little monkey keyboards so his monkey offspring's inbred monkey offspring can make awesome games in Game Maker.

Real men solder circuits to build PCs to get their monkey offspring to program Game Maker so his monkey offspring's inbred monkey offspring can make somewhat acceptable games in Game Maker.

Real men use item-- *gets shot, raped, killed, raped again*
Sorry for that horrible refference, please don't kill me!
Oh wait, I've already stated I got shot or something? 
Eh, I dunno. 
But real men make iron by mixing two sandwiches, then proceed to punch two pieces of it until molded, rince and repeat, until they have the shape of a CPU, then proceed to, with their spit and sweat and some metal thingies, to make all cables, circuit chips, memory processors, build the CPU, then make a screen, mouse and monitor out of their hardened urine and crap, and then proceed to teach monkeys how to code with javascript, and order them two of them to make a game that gets a rating of 10/10 in every single review, and manages to achieve it.
BEAT THAT. I DARE YOU TO BEAT THAT.
Real men piss on the ground so hard, that DVDs form, ready loaded with a game.
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« Reply #46 on: March 01, 2011, 09:18:09 PM »

Real men make good games in game maker:

http://mattmakesgames.com/games.php

http://whatareyouwait.info/


unfortunately, there are no monkey's involved.
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« Reply #47 on: March 02, 2011, 07:37:38 PM »

Game Maker is pretty cool since it's the only thing I know how to use. My games are so mediocrally semi-awesome you'll shit your pants.

jk, they're awesome.
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« Reply #48 on: March 03, 2011, 05:39:50 PM »

Real men make good games in game maker:

http://mattmakesgames.com/games.php

http://whatareyouwait.info/


unfortunately, there are no monkey's involved.
http://ganggarrison.com/
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« Reply #49 on: March 09, 2011, 10:33:18 PM »

Real men make good games in game maker:

http://mattmakesgames.com/games.php

http://whatareyouwait.info/


unfortunately, there are no monkey's involved.

SMB made me download "I Wanna Be The Guy", "Mighty Jill Off" and now i have "Run-man!", Thanks!
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« Reply #50 on: March 10, 2011, 09:53:29 AM »

Real men make good games in game maker:

http://mattmakesgames.com/games.php

http://whatareyouwait.info/


unfortunately, there are no monkey's involved.

SMB made me download "I Wanna Be The Guy", "Mighty Jill Off" and now i have "Run-man!", Thanks!
Don't forget Jumper, An Untitled Story (even if Bird is not in SMB, it's still a Matt Thorson game), Flywrench, Aquaria, VVVVVV and for sure Minecraft.
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« Reply #51 on: March 10, 2011, 09:14:18 PM »

Heh, I have Alien homined for my GameCube, I was thinking to buy Minecraft because my friend has it and when i gave it a try minecraft was really fun. Jumper when i looked for it in google i just gave up from all the random google stuff.
I never looked for Aquaria or fly wrench. And as for VVVVVV i have the demo 
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