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« Reply #30 on: January 24, 2011, 08:51:05 AM »

Real mens use Python. C++ is for queers. 

Real men program their games entirely in BB Code.  Python is for queers.

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« Reply #31 on: January 24, 2011, 09:38:44 AM »

Real mens use Python. C++ is for queers. 

Real men program their games entirely in BB Code.  Python is for queers.

My mistake. I agree that BB Code is superior than Python

However, real mens program their game in machine code and don't use a compiler to make the job instead of them.
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« Reply #32 on: January 24, 2011, 09:46:20 AM »

Programming an entire game in Minecraft is also deemed appropriate for real men in many peoples books.
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« Reply #33 on: January 24, 2011, 09:57:45 AM »

Real mens use Python. C++ is for queers. 

Real men program their games entirely in BB Code.  Python is for queers.

My mistake. I agree that BB Code is superior than Python

However, real mens program their game in machine code and don't use a compiler to make the job instead of them.

Great, python isn't compiled ^_^
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« Reply #34 on: January 24, 2011, 10:12:44 AM »

Real mens use Python. C++ is for queers. 

Real men program their games entirely in BB Code.  Python is for queers.

My mistake. I agree that BB Code is superior than Python

However, real mens program their game in machine code and don't use a compiler to make the job instead of them.

Sir, I disagree. Real man have rooms full of monkeys that type random letters on a keyboard, knowing that at one point the perfect game will inevitably come out of at least one of the random key sequences. Also, real men have slaves that type their BBCode for them. But I'm digressing. :D
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« Reply #35 on: January 24, 2011, 10:37:49 AM »

Real mens use Python. C++ is for queers. 

Real men program their games entirely in BB Code.  Python is for queers.

My mistake. I agree that BB Code is superior than Python

However, real mens program their game in machine code and don't use a compiler to make the job instead of them.

Great, python isn't compiled ^_^

I know (lthough it can be but then it sucks) but the original discussion was about C++ so...

Beside, I never had any monkey slave to type my BBCode. I should try. Where did you purchased them?
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« Reply #36 on: January 24, 2011, 10:41:37 AM »

Real mens use Python. C++ is for queers. 

Real men program their games entirely in BB Code.  Python is for queers.

My mistake. I agree that BB Code is superior than Python

However, real mens program their game in machine code and don't use a compiler to make the job instead of them.

Great, python isn't compiled ^_^

I know (lthough it can be but then it sucks) but the original discussion was about C++ so...

Beside, I never had any monkey slave to type my BBCode. I should try. Where did you purchased them?

Real men catch their own keyboard monkeys.
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« Reply #37 on: January 24, 2011, 10:57:10 AM »

Then now I know... I'm not a real man.

Damn It! 
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« Reply #38 on: January 24, 2011, 03:45:07 PM »

Real mens use Python. C++ is for queers. 

Real men program their games entirely in BB Code.  Python is for queers.
Yay.
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« Reply #39 on: January 25, 2011, 08:12:37 AM »

I fail at programming. I can't even get into game maker because the whole interface is a huge turnoff for me. I gotta find an easy way in that will help me keep my interest long enough to establish a foothold that will help me to learn actual coding.

If not, I can always take this route:

1. Find someone else good at programming.
2. Work together and do your end by art, writing, etc.
3. ???
4. Profit
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« Reply #40 on: January 25, 2011, 04:51:19 PM »

Real mens use Python. C++ is for queers. 

Real men program their games entirely in BB Code.  Python is for queers.

My mistake. I agree that BB Code is superior than Python

However, real mens program their game in machine code and don't use a compiler to make the job instead of them.

Great, python isn't compiled ^_^

I know (lthough it can be but then it sucks) but the original discussion was about C++ so...

Beside, I never had any monkey slave to type my BBCode. I should try. Where did you purchased them?

Real men catch their own keyboard monkeys.
Real men reproduce to make their own keyboard monkeys from scratch
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« Reply #41 on: January 25, 2011, 08:25:26 PM »

Real mens use Python. C++ is for queers. 

Real men program their games entirely in BB Code.  Python is for queers.

My mistake. I agree that BB Code is superior than Python

However, real mens program their game in machine code and don't use a compiler to make the job instead of them.

Great, python isn't compiled ^_^

I know (lthough it can be but then it sucks) but the original discussion was about C++ so...

Beside, I never had any monkey slave to type my BBCode. I should try. Where did you purchased them?

Real men catch their own keyboard monkeys.
Real men reproduce to make their own keyboard monkeys from scratch

Real men make awesome games in Game Maker
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« Reply #42 on: January 25, 2011, 08:30:48 PM »

Real mens use Python. C++ is for queers. 

Real men program their games entirely in BB Code.  Python is for queers.

My mistake. I agree that BB Code is superior than Python

However, real mens program their game in machine code and don't use a compiler to make the job instead of them.

Great, python isn't compiled ^_^

I know (lthough it can be but then it sucks) but the original discussion was about C++ so...

Beside, I never had any monkey slave to type my BBCode. I should try. Where did you purchased them?

Real men catch their own keyboard monkeys.
Real men reproduce to make their own keyboard monkeys from scratch

Real men make awesome games in Game Maker
Real men get their monkey offspring to program Game Maker on their little monkey keyboards so his monkey offspring's inbred monkey offspring can make awesome games in Game Maker.
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« Reply #43 on: January 25, 2011, 08:48:29 PM »

Real mens use Python. C++ is for queers. 

Real men program their games entirely in BB Code.  Python is for queers.

My mistake. I agree that BB Code is superior than Python

However, real mens program their game in machine code and don't use a compiler to make the job instead of them.

Great, python isn't compiled ^_^

I know (lthough it can be but then it sucks) but the original discussion was about C++ so...

Beside, I never had any monkey slave to type my BBCode. I should try. Where did you purchased them?

Real men catch their own keyboard monkeys.
Real men reproduce to make their own keyboard monkeys from scratch

Real men make awesome games in Game Maker
Real men get their monkey offspring to program Game Maker on their little monkey keyboards so his monkey offspring's inbred monkey offspring can make awesome games in Game Maker.

Real men solder circuits to build PCs to get their monkey offspring to program Game Maker so his monkey offspring's inbred monkey offspring can make somewhat acceptable games in Game Maker.
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« Reply #44 on: January 25, 2011, 09:09:47 PM »

Real mens use Python. C++ is for queers. 

Real men program their games entirely in BB Code.  Python is for queers.

My mistake. I agree that BB Code is superior than Python

However, real mens program their game in machine code and don't use a compiler to make the job instead of them.

Great, python isn't compiled ^_^

I know (lthough it can be but then it sucks) but the original discussion was about C++ so...

Beside, I never had any monkey slave to type my BBCode. I should try. Where did you purchased them?

Real men catch their own keyboard monkeys.
Real men reproduce to make their own keyboard monkeys from scratch

Real men make awesome games in Game Maker
Real men get their monkey offspring to program Game Maker on their little monkey keyboards so his monkey offspring's inbred monkey offspring can make awesome games in Game Maker.

Real men solder circuits to build PCs to get their monkey offspring to program Game Maker so his monkey offspring's inbred monkey offspring can make somewhat acceptable games in Game Maker.

Real men use item-- *gets shot, raped, killed, raped again*
Sorry for that horrible refference, please don't kill me!
Oh wait, I've already stated I got shot or something? 
Eh, I dunno. 
But real men make iron by mixing two sandwiches, then proceed to punch two pieces of it until molded, rince and repeat, until they have the shape of a CPU, then proceed to, with their spit and sweat and some metal thingies, to make all cables, circuit chips, memory processors, build the CPU, then make a screen, mouse and monitor out of their hardened urine and crap, and then proceed to teach monkeys how to code with javascript, and order them two of them to make a game that gets a rating of 10/10 in every single review, and manages to achieve it.
BEAT THAT. I DARE YOU TO BEAT THAT.
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