Prologue
It was a long time ago, far too long ago. A Hero, Seat Boy, raced to save his Bisexual, Sadistic Girlfriend, Bondage Girl. He had met a variety of obstacles, whether it was the living toilet paper monstrosity, the Death Bot, or the Retro World with the Black Guy who turned the platform Seat Boy was on into diamonds.
But then, he was out-fought.
Seat Boy was laying on the floor of Fenus' HQ. He had taken multiple blows from Doctor Fenus, his nemesis, who had captured Bondage Girl, his sadistic, Bisexual girlfriend.
Seat Boy was badly injured, he was bleeding from a stab wound, inflicted by Crownie's crown shaped head.
He watched as Fenus and Crownie discussed what to do with Bondage Girl. It seemed that they had no use for her, after all, he took her to get back at Seat Boy.
Crownie poked him and asked Fenus, "So, what do we do with the bitch now?"
Fenus shrugged, "Just dump her in some dumpster in some random alley, who cares about her now?"
Crownie Nodded.
Seat Boy coughed, and then Fenus kicked him again.
Seat Boy didn't make a sound, hoping to make Fetus think he was dead or blacked out.
Fenus looked at Crownie and nodded. Crownie went over to Bondage Girl and picked her up, Fenus picked up Seat Boy's foot, and dragged him to a pool of rapist sharks with acid penises.
Fenus kicked Seat Boy into the pit. Seat Boy Fell.
The true title will be revealed next week, along with the next chapter.
For now, I'm keeping the title secret, as it would spoil the real story.
See you in a week!
Super Meat Boy
