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[Maruhai]

Enter it with Runman, not Tofu Boy, he is too slow.

[CaRniVoRe]

I later found out it was because she possessed what we will refer to as      "a warp zone" . The main motivating factor in all of mankind.

Thoughts...

So...

Did you enter her Warp Zone?

 

Unfortunately no. I was only 7 and knew not of this "warp zone". Some day I hope to track her down have a lovely evening of Bondage and Roofy Smoothies. (If she never gets a chance to say no it isn't rape)


 

[CaRniVoRe]

Hopefully it didn't lead to The Kid. Or Brownie.

Thankfully no. I was unable to fertilize her embryo. My spider swinging skills weren't strong enough it seems. However in the past 2 or 3 years I have perfected my technique so who knows. Maybe some day a girl can be excited that she's pregnant shortly followed by depression because I perform an abortion on her in her sleep. I know what you are thinking. "Whoa guy, uncalled for." Don't worry I will use the plastic coat hanger not the metal one. I'm not cruel


_{Sorry for double post...}