Lets celebrate the banging of beautiful ladies(or dudes if u happen to be a chick). Try not to straight bash people.
The first time I knew I was straight was when I was spider swingin with this Filipino chick when i was 7. I thought to myself. "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sure are awesome but so is this chick for some reason" I later found out it was because she possessed what we will refer to as "a warp zone"
. The main motivating factor in all of mankind.