These aren't meant to be real achievements, right? Just abit of fun
Super boy: Get a level pack featured
Meat: Complete 20 different user made chapters
Butcher: Make 10 custom chapters
Meat me half way (a.k.a Inter-mets)
: Be playing the same level as a friend on your friends list at the same time.
Round the clock: Spend 24 hours playing on Super Meat Boy
Meat Man: Play for Super Meat Boy for 50 hours