IceFlinger
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Drandor
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"It's nice to meat you"
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« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2011, 02:26:36 PM » |
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In a game where a skinless boy is constantly exploding into meaty chunks due to saws and other hazards designed by an evil fetus in a tuxedo in order to save his girlfriend who is made of bandages, one decides to ignore such miniscule factors.
That or his knees are very small.
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PyRo
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« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2011, 02:53:56 PM » |
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In a game where a skinless boy is constantly exploding into meaty chunks due to saws and other hazards designed by an evil fetus in a tuxedo in order to save his girlfriend who is made of bandages, one decides to ignore such miniscule factors.
That or his knees are very small.
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Darknarc
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Bees,Bacon,and Gas, OH MY!
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« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2011, 03:00:43 PM » |
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Roids
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SuperMeatFan
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Accidental Arsonist
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« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2011, 06:53:50 PM » |
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So,I was thinking of this a while ago...and here's the idea. Bascily,like team meat said,you have to think of ideas of what happened and why it did.  Like,why does Meat Boy die when touched salt?  Or why does Dr.Fetus hate Meatboy?  Or what is the whole story behind it all? Any thing to do with SMB itself. I'll start. Bandage Girl was made like this: As a little girl,Bandage girl liked to do dangerous things and she got hurt.ALOT. So her mother decided it was safer to cover her all in Bandages so she could be safer. And then she ran away. |
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OluapPlayer
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Take control and press the Gaben
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« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2011, 07:44:41 PM » |
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Like,why does Meat Boy die when touched salt? Meat Boy has no skin. Try putting salt on an exposed wound. |
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LeetFruitBoy
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« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2011, 10:05:50 PM » |
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Try putting salt on an exposed wound.
Don't. It's a bitch. |
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MegaMew
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« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2011, 11:40:00 PM » |
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Try putting salt on an exposed wound.
Don't. It's a bitch. Lemon juice is better than orgasm though  |
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DD Commander
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« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2011, 04:43:06 AM » |
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Then Meat Boy is really a boy made out of Meat, who never seemed to die!  |
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benyabkn
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im a peanut :3
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« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2011, 06:29:14 PM » |
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meat boy is vaccun meat, and bandage girl pig meat :P
meat boy dies cuz he hasn't skin :/
how didn't U know that guys?? lol
peanut says goodbye e,e
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im just a peanut :3 , what more could i say?
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Insani99999
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« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2011, 08:11:26 PM » |
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One Day, Meat Boy went to his friend, Lil Fetus' house. His mom was drunk and seduced him, eventually they went to bed together. Then, Lil Fetus' grew up and hated Meat Boy (because his mom was his woman)
Bandage Girl alternate story:
One day, a small female cut herself. She put a small bandage on her wound, what she didn't realize was that it was a magic bandage! It came to life and took itself off her wound, and she ended up marrying Bandage Man, and they had a wonderful baby known as Bandage girl.
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MegaMew
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« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2011, 08:31:01 PM » |
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One Day, Meat Boy went to his friend, Lil Fetus' house. His mom was drunk and seduced him, eventually they went to bed together. Then, Lil Fetus' grew up and hated Meat Boy (because his mom was his woman)
Bandage Girl alternate story:
One day, a small female cut herself. She put a small bandage on her wound, what she didn't realize was that it was a magic bandage! It came to life and took itself off her wound, and she ended up marrying Bandage Man, and they had a wonderful baby known as Bandage girl.
Ideas like this are why Team Meat isn't making a sequel  |
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LeetFruitBoy
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« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2011, 10:52:09 PM » |
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Try putting salt on an exposed wound.
Don't. It's a bitch. Lemon juice is better than orgasm though Lemon juice on my cuts makes me get so incredibly horny. ಠ_ಠ |
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Place is dead it seems. I miss you early 2011 community. I miss you so much. Feel Free to Call me Jarred or just LFB. Proud member from day 1. |
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Insani99999
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« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2011, 06:01:52 AM » |
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Try putting salt on an exposed wound.
Don't. It's a bitch. Lemon juice is better than orgasm though Lemon juice on my cuts makes me get so incredibly horny. ಠ_ಠ Too much information, man. You're too much information man! |
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Chilblain
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Surface-to-Air Meat Missile. Target: Sawblade.
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« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2011, 09:54:09 AM » |
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The short answer is science, mass inbreeding, magnets because nobody knows how they work and some sawblades.  |
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