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« Reply #15 on: March 01, 2011, 09:57:46 AM » |
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Try putting salt on an exposed wound.
Don't. It's a bitch. Lemon juice is better than orgasm though  Lemon juice on my cuts makes me get so incredibly horny. ಠ_ಠ Too much information, man. You're too much information man! Looks like someone hasn't tried lemon juicing yet |
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« Reply #16 on: March 01, 2011, 05:59:15 PM » |
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...  Oh and Super Meat Boy has no skill, because one night Lil Fetus' (who was into some nasty shit) and Super Meat Boy were experimenting with knives and general sharp things. They never went to bed together again. The end.  |
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IceFlinger
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« Reply #17 on: March 01, 2011, 09:14:15 PM » |
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I wanna be able to run fast.
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« Reply #18 on: March 01, 2011, 09:15:53 PM » |
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Well we know that he isn't a vegetarian, because if he was he'd suck like Tofu Boy...  |
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« Reply #19 on: March 01, 2011, 09:18:09 PM » |
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And he can't eat meat, because that would make him a cannibal.
So what does he eat? Air?
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NovaSilisko
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« Reply #20 on: March 01, 2011, 09:18:17 PM » |
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Meat. Duh.
You are what you eat, you know...
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Chilblain
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Surface-to-Air Meat Missile. Target: Sawblade.
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« Reply #21 on: March 01, 2011, 09:18:35 PM » |
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Sawblades, obviously.
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« Reply #22 on: March 01, 2011, 09:29:57 PM » |
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Apparently he has a no sodium diet.
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Which eye is ogmo's good eye?
Nothing is good about ogmo.
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« Reply #23 on: March 01, 2011, 09:30:04 PM » |
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Bandage girl.  |
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« Reply #24 on: March 01, 2011, 09:31:42 PM » |
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Of course, it all makes sense now! Its just like Braid all over again, Dr. Fetus was actually the night in shining armor saving Bandage Girl and Meat Boy is the angry monster out to eat her alive! Genius!
Yeah, I just ruined your sex joke. Suck it.
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« Reply #25 on: March 01, 2011, 09:39:36 PM » |
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Then what about cotton alley? Bandage girl's revenge? |
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« Reply #26 on: March 01, 2011, 09:43:11 PM » |
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Yeah. Dr Fetus is generally just a really nice guy and doesn't want harm to befall anyone so he tries to hide Meat Boy in a labyrinth where Bandage Girl can't hurt him.
The reason why he is so actively aggressive toward Meat Boy in the main game is because his life is in danger. Otherwise Dr. Fetus wouldn't hurt a fly.
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« Reply #27 on: March 01, 2011, 09:52:32 PM » |
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If we eat meat,
Meat eat we?
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I Gots Powers  Used to be Pwn Doctor, if anyone remembers me..
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« Reply #28 on: March 01, 2011, 09:58:20 PM » |
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If we eat meat,
Meat eat we?
See, the thing about saying stuff like that is it doesn't make any god damn sense. |
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« Reply #29 on: March 01, 2011, 10:01:57 PM » |
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If we eat meat,
Meat eat we?
In Soviet Russia... Maybe. Anywhere else? Get the f*** out of here. |
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