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« Reply #30 on: March 01, 2011, 11:16:59 PM » |
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If we eat meat,
Meat eat we?
See, the thing about saying stuff like that is it doesn't make any god damn sense. Why should it make sense? And this question i asked is very philosphic. |
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« Reply #31 on: March 01, 2011, 11:27:55 PM » |
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Meat Boy is merely a skinless boy whose name is Meat Boy, he eats what normal boys eat, just with a drastically lower sodium intake.
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« Reply #32 on: March 01, 2011, 11:29:01 PM » |
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If we eat meat,
Meat eat we?
See, the thing about saying stuff like that is it doesn't make any god damn sense. Why should it make sense? And this question i asked is very philosphic. If that was philosophical then Dr. Seuss was a fucking genius  |
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« Reply #33 on: March 01, 2011, 11:46:33 PM » |
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If we eat meat,
Meat eat we?
See, the thing about saying stuff like that is it doesn't make any god damn sense. Why should it make sense? And this question i asked is very philosphic. If that was philosophical then Dr. Seuss was a fucking genius Hell yeah! |
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« Reply #34 on: March 02, 2011, 06:14:37 AM » |
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Isn't it obvious? Meat boy only runs for Bandage Girl because he wants to eat her! Dr.Fetus is the one saving her from Meat Boy, and that's why he puts so many obstacles in front of Meat Boy.
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« Reply #35 on: March 02, 2011, 06:19:45 AM » |
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I never understood the expression "You are what you eat".
I eat vegetables, and I'm not one.
Thanks anyways, turns of phrase, but you can sit this one out.
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« Reply #36 on: March 02, 2011, 06:42:59 AM » |
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I never understood the expression "You are what you eat".
I eat vegetables, and I'm not one.
Thanks anyways, turns of phrase, but you can sit this one out.
Example: You eat lots of burgers, hot dogs and chips, fat food, and you get fat. You are what you eat. |
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« Reply #37 on: March 02, 2011, 03:57:37 PM » |
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One Day, Meat Boy went to his friend, Lil Fetus' house. His mom was drunk and seduced him, eventually they went to bed together. Then, Lil Fetus' grew up and hated Meat Boy (because his mom was his woman)
Bandage Girl alternate story:
One day, a small female cut herself. She put a small bandage on her wound, what she didn't realize was that it was a magic bandage! It started multiplying, and within minutes had transformed her into a being of bandages!.
fixd Now, give me  's story in the same concept  |
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« Reply #38 on: March 02, 2011, 05:41:11 PM » |
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One Day, Meat Boy went to his friend, Lil Fetus' house. His mom was drunk and seduced him, eventually they went to bed together. Then, Lil Fetus' grew up and hated Meat Boy (because his mom was his woman)
Bandage Girl alternate story:
One day, a small female cut herself. She put a small bandage on her wound, what she didn't realize was that it was a magic bandage! It came to life and took itself off her wound, and she ended up marrying Bandage Man, and they had a wonderful baby known as Bandage girl..
fixd Now, give me 's story in the same concept Fixed again. One day Meat Boy was walking on the street and saw Bandage Girl. He seduced her into datin him, and then she decided she loved him. So she told her parents and they were angry. Bandage Man was so angry, that he attacked Super Meat Boy! But Super Meat Boy ATE Bandage Man, and that's how he got the power to respawn! After that he also killed Bandage Girl's Mom, and then Bandage Girl and Meat Boy got married.  ...  Oh and Super Meat Boy has no skin, because one night Lil Fetus' (who was into some nasty shit) and Super Meat Boy were experimenting with knives and general sharp things. They never went to bed together again. The end.  Fixed. |
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« Reply #39 on: March 02, 2011, 07:18:32 PM » |
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Yeah. Dr Fetus is generally just a really nice guy and doesn't want harm to befall anyone so he tries to hide Meat Boy in a labyrinth where Bandage Girl can't hurt him.
The reason why he is so actively aggressive toward Meat Boy in the main game is because his life is in danger. Otherwise Dr. Fetus wouldn't hurt a fly.
Then why did he drop that nuke and cause the end of the world in the chapter 4 outro? That's pretty bad. |
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« Reply #40 on: March 02, 2011, 07:27:08 PM » |
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Still, what do I need to eat to run fast like Meat Boy?
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« Reply #41 on: March 02, 2011, 08:31:56 PM » |
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If we eat meat,
Meat eat we?
See, the thing about saying stuff like that is it doesn't make any god damn sense. I understand it perfectly. No... wait... no I didn't...  |
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« Reply #42 on: March 02, 2011, 08:37:11 PM » |
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In the meat boy comics it says hes vegetarian.
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« Reply #43 on: March 03, 2011, 03:47:32 PM » |
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Physics doesn't agree.
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Feel the meat!
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« Reply #44 on: March 03, 2011, 03:50:17 PM » |
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Meat Boy > Physics
He obviously doesnīt care about such things. And dying isnīt too much of a problem for him either. :-)
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