Of course, girls are crazy about it so if you're one of the lucky guys who has a girl, you have to empty your wallet by buying cheap heart shaped candies so they don't dump you.

Or a large bouquet of flowers and chocolate! My wallet hurts...
I'd just make them a card...
You would get dumped for that.
Not if your significant other wasn't a total bitch/dick, you wouldn't. I don't think I could ever date a girl who was that mentally unstable.
Besides, whats to say the card wasn't really sweet and well thought out, and it doesn't come with a free back massage or something like that?
Yea, srsly, any women who can't at least appreciate a homemade gift has serious issues to begin with.
This is of course assuming that your homemade gift looks slightly better than the work of a preschool child.