Get sandwiched between Kate Beckinsale in an awesome threesome.
Mount guns on the front of my car and shoot the first person to make a driving mistake that causes traffic to back up.
Invent something that becomes a household item everyone possesses.
Have a discussion with Sean Connery while imitating him at the same time.
Build a REAL portal gun.
Fly in one of those winged suits sky divers use, around an active volcano.
Convince Kim Jong Il to sing "im so ronery" at a karaoke bar. Then murder him when he finishes.
Start a revolution and turn America back into a free Republic.
Thats all I got for now, but I could prolly do this all day.
EDIT: Also, Grats on the level package being added to teh internets Nova. Well done sir.