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« Reply #15 on: February 23, 2011, 04:22:03 PM »

- Be able to cook a perfect poached egg. I'm a catering professional, but for whatever reason, I consider poached eggs to be my arch-nemesis. I can probably cook a perfect one by most people's standards now, but to me, I've yet to produce the perfect poached egg, with consistency. It's got to be runny in the middle, and beautifully shaped (without cheating).

I do some cooking myself.

Poached eggs have made me ragequit a few times in the past.

I never learned how to even crack eggs.  I tried once back in 2nd grade and it ended in tears.  I haven't tried since, sense I've been too afraid that I'll just fail again 

Protip: crack the egg on a flat surface then gently pull the egg apart. Cracking an egg on an edge increases the chance that little bits of shell can get pushed into the egg, and end up in your food.
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« Reply #16 on: February 23, 2011, 11:18:55 PM »

Really? I NEVER crack eggs on a flat surface and i've never gotten a single eggshell in my food.

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« Reply #17 on: February 23, 2011, 11:49:59 PM »

Swim... in a sea of pancakes?

I have a dream.
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« Reply #18 on: February 24, 2011, 12:07:11 AM »

Put rabbits in strangle places...
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« Reply #19 on: February 24, 2011, 12:13:01 AM »

Abnormal or not, but one thing I want is to feel death when it comes. It horrifies me to think that I would live so long I'd become completely demented and spend my last years in a nursing home being nothing but a burden to the society. I've worked on that sector and I know some of the elders in "death departments" suffer so much it's hard to handle without flipping. I could write a novel about it, but I doubt it belongs here.
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« Reply #20 on: February 24, 2011, 12:36:06 AM »

I've added Cuddle with Kiefer Sutherland to the list.

Seriously he looks really hot for somebody whos ancient.
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« Reply #21 on: February 24, 2011, 05:16:32 AM »

I wanna be able to shoot a lazor out my johnson.
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« Reply #22 on: February 24, 2011, 06:13:37 AM »

Have three girlfriends at once.
Actually, that's a little bit too much. What about 2?
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« Reply #23 on: February 24, 2011, 09:42:44 AM »

Have three girlfriends at once.
Actually, that's a little bit too much. What about 2?

Still too high if you want to be a respectable human being 

Unless you meant like polygamy, and they both know about each other.  Then I wouldn't have a problem with that.
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« Reply #24 on: February 24, 2011, 06:38:41 PM »

Really? I NEVER crack eggs on a flat surface and i've never gotten a single eggshell in my food.

It's not a very widely done thing, just something I got told one day when I was complaining about getting bits of shell in with the egg.
More of a fix for people that have that problem.
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« Reply #25 on: February 24, 2011, 06:44:09 PM »

Really? I NEVER crack eggs on a flat surface and i've never gotten a single eggshell in my food.

It's not a very widely done thing, just something I got told one day when I was complaining about getting bits of shell in with the egg.
More of a fix for people that have that problem.

I guess so.
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« Reply #26 on: February 24, 2011, 07:03:25 PM »

A new one: have ghost tricks. (cf Ghost Trick)
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« Reply #27 on: February 24, 2011, 10:17:04 PM »

I want to knock out at least one person. In self defense, then everyone will awe at my strength.
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« Reply #28 on: February 24, 2011, 11:39:20 PM »

I want to knock out at least one person. In self defense, then everyone will awe at my strength.
I've done that in defense of someone else, feels great.
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« Reply #29 on: February 24, 2011, 11:44:04 PM »

I want to knock out at least one person. In self defense, then everyone will awe at my strength.
I've done that in defense of someone else, feels great.

That must have felt like a million bucks.
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