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[Insani99999]

TF2 - Shit shit shit shit shit 

Modular Combat - Cloaking Ninja, Flying Super Tank

Mass Effect 2: The Best of the Bestest

VVVVVV: So much retro. So awesome.

Bit.Trip Beat: SO MANY PIXELS, WHYYYYYYY WHYYYYYYYY

Torchlight: +10 Game of Legend Armor

[MeatySkele10]

Flail: Good Indie, but not memerable. 

[SatoruKimu]

Painkiller: Great Action Super Awesome Soundtrack

Painkiller- Battle Out Of Hell: Super Mega Awesome Add On

Painkiller- Overdose: Great awesome fan game conversion

Painkiller- Redemtion: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

[DD Commander]

Killing Floor: lods an lods of emone

wat

[Chilblain]

Killing Floor: lods an lods of emone

wat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8

[Maruhai]

Killing Floor: lods an lods of emone

Killing Floor: Dosh dosh dosh dosh dosh.

[Devon Wargod]

braid: died? no problem, reverse time
borderlands: vault vault vault vault destroyer
killing floor: lodsofemone, this is the facts

out of ideas from there

[roboticaust]

Create your own Five Word Reviews for video games!

Bulletstorm: Amazing Story, but multiplayer lacks.

more like "most vulgar game ever made"

[Insani99999]

Super Meat Boy: Best porno of all time!

Half-Life 2: Best anti alien (racist) game

Super Mario Land 1: KOOPA SHELLS EXPLODE, MANY PIXELS

[roboticaust]

Mr Robot: good concept but bad delivery
This game had potential, but the RPG part of it felt like dragging nails on a chalkboard.  It's boring, simplistic, easy even on the hardest setting and consumes 90% of the gameplay itself.  Not to mention, they make a rather awkward decision to hand the player replicated versions of the main characters in mass quantities, none of which you need or will ever use or want to use for that matter since the goddamn fight system is atrocious as previously mentioned

Aquaria: need more than five words
This game was fun but needed way, WAY more shit to do to be fully appreciated.  I realize some people are going to get mad at me for saying that, but it's true.  In fact, that is the biggest reason most people never even make it to open waters in that game.  If there was more to do during the entire game and the tutorial shit at the beginning didn't take an hour or 2 to do before your first real dungeon, more people would love this title and get to experience its amazing soundtrack and visual presence

Osmos: Most annoying "casual" game ever
These five words hold true (hah, another 5 words!)

Braid: Recycled from anothers flash game
I hate to be the one to point this out since it is a pretty good game and Edmund did create the initial artwork before it got drawn on top of by another artist; but a good portion of the game including the story and gameplay was stolen from a flash game called "The Company of Myself", which was written and conceived of by another artist

World of Goo: OCDs may cause baby punching
This game can be quite fun, but try going for this games version of A+ clears and you will want to tenderize things with your fists, babies especially

VVVVVV: Fun game but too short
Only takes a few hours to complete as the name suggests, but it's some of the best few hours you'll ever spend on a video game

I Wanna Be the Guy: Only played for bragging rights
Let's face it... 99% of people play this to say they beat it.  It's that simple.  The 1% that do enjoy it are ashamed they did because of how many annoying LPs, forum posts and other ego trips we've had to suffer from others who think they are badass for completing the game when they honestly hated every moment of it.  Don't get me wrong I am one of the 1% mentioned, but I seriously don't put myself through absolute hell for brag rights alone.  I put myself through the abuse because there are sweet memories in it for me linked to my childhood wasted in front of the nes.  Games are meant to be an enjoyable distraction and if you're not enjoying it, then wtf is wrong with you.  Stop mentally abusing yourself and go play angry birds or pokemon.

[DD Commander]

Killing Floor: lods an lods of emone

wat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8

epic win. 

[MegaMew]

I Wanna Be the Guy: Only played for bragging rights
Let's face it... 99% of people play this to say they beat it.  It's that simple.  The 1% that do enjoy it are ashamed they did because of how many annoying LPs, forum posts and other ego trips we've had to suffer from others who think they are badass for completing the game when they honestly hated every moment of it.  Don't get me wrong I am one of the 1% mentioned, but I seriously don't put myself through absolute hell for brag rights alone.  I put myself through the abuse because there are sweet memories in it for me linked to my childhood wasted in front of the nes.  Games are meant to be an enjoyable distraction and if you're not enjoying it, then wtf is wrong with you.  Stop mentally abusing yourself and go play angry birds or pokemon.

I think I love you

Aquaria: need more than five words
This game was fun but needed way, WAY more shit to do to be fully appreciated.  I realize some people are going to get mad at me for saying that, but it's true.  In fact, that is the biggest reason most people never even make it to open waters in that game.  If there was more to do during the entire game and the tutorial shit at the beginning didn't take an hour or 2 to do before your first real dungeon, more people would love this title and get to experience its amazing soundtrack and visual presence

Nevermind, I'm pretty sure you're worse than hitler.

Braid: Recycled from anothers flash game
I hate to be the one to point this out since it is a pretty good game and Edmund did create the initial artwork before it got drawn on top of by another artist; but a good portion of the game including the story and gameplay was stolen from a flash game called "The Company of Myself", which was written and conceived of by another artist

Did not know that.  Very interesting.  I'll need to try the flash game out sometime.
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[Cheeseburger Supreme]

Megaman 8 Frost man's stage/Wily's fortress 1: JUMP! JUMP! SLIDE! SLIDE! RAGE!

[DD Commander]

Mr Robot: good concept but bad delivery
This game had potential, but the RPG part of it felt like dragging nails on a chalkboard.  It's boring, simplistic, easy even on the hardest setting and consumes 90% of the gameplay itself.  Not to mention, they make a rather awkward decision to hand the player replicated versions of the main characters in mass quantities, none of which you need or will ever use or want to use for that matter since the goddamn fight system is atrocious as previously mentioned

Aquaria: need more than five words
This game was fun but needed way, WAY more shit to do to be fully appreciated.  I realize some people are going to get mad at me for saying that, but it's true.  In fact, that is the biggest reason most people never even make it to open waters in that game.  If there was more to do during the entire game and the tutorial shit at the beginning didn't take an hour or 2 to do before your first real dungeon, more people would love this title and get to experience its amazing soundtrack and visual presence

Osmos: Most annoying "casual" game ever
These five words hold true (hah, another 5 words!)

played the demo, thought it was boring

Braid: Recycled from anothers flash game
I hate to be the one to point this out since it is a pretty good game and Edmund did create the initial artwork before it got drawn on top of by another artist; but a good portion of the game including the story and gameplay was stolen from a flash game called "The Company of Myself", which was written and conceived of by another artist

too stupid to play Braid

World of Goo: OCDs may cause baby punching
This game can be quite fun, but try going for this games version of A+ clears and you will want to tenderize things with your fists, babies especially

Only have 1 ocd flag  , but, damn fine game, though not much replay value imo

VVVVVV: Fun game but too short
Only takes a few hours to complete as the name suggests, but it's some of the best few hours you'll ever spend on a video game

PPPPPP. Fun like hell

I Wanna Be the Guy: Only played for bragging rights
Let's face it... 99% of people play this to say they beat it.  It's that simple.  The 1% that do enjoy it are ashamed they did because of how many annoying LPs, forum posts and other ego trips we've had to suffer from others who think they are badass for completing the game when they honestly hated every moment of it.  Don't get me wrong I am one of the 1% mentioned, but I seriously don't put myself through absolute hell for brag rights alone.  I put myself through the abuse because there are sweet memories in it for me linked to my childhood wasted in front of the nes.  Games are meant to be an enjoyable distraction and if you're not enjoying it, then wtf is wrong with you.  Stop mentally abusing yourself and go play angry birds or pokemon.
HELL YEAH! Perfect review, because IWBTGTMTG pretty much lacks in every thing but difficulty, and even that's artificial

[Suyo]

BIT.TRIP FLUX: best series ending in existance
LittleBigPlanet 2: noobs make creating not worthwhile
Portal: awesome gameplay but too short