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[gabrielwoj]

Yeah. It took me several hours to do the first stage, so I left my computer on overnight after beating it, woke up a few hours later and finished the last two. Oh god it was hard. But worth it.

I have beaten less than a hour, and probably less than a half-hour

[Ragingfranz]

It took me about 5 hours i'd say, even if i did not time myself.
And, actually, on the contrary of many of you i found the 3rd level the hardest by far !!

I'm a very patient player but i must admit that the 3rd level almost drove me crazy (and i kinda like it ;>).

To my opinion, the 2nd level is the easiest : only precision, just need to remember 2 paths, 2 rythms, one for the first column, one other for the second. The second part of the level is just a mirror of the first part, nothing new.

One more thing : i don't understand people who compare Skycrapper to the Kid levels. I go through Skycrapper for my pleasure losing 0, 1 or maximum 2 lives on all the 3 levels. There is absolutely nothing hard in Skycrapper if you remain calm. The last levels of Cotton Alley are way harder than Skycrapper one's.

And i still have the Teh Internet levels to discover and clear...

[Sir Reginald Squirrel]

The game froze/crashed the first time I completed the 1st stage. This was my face:

[Holy Mackerel]

I've unlocked him.
Time taken to unlock him:
Kid 1: around 30 minutes
Kid 2: around an hour and a half
Kid 3: closer to 2 hours

Kid 1 advice for people who haven't beaten it.
Those straight drops are pretty easy if you don't just hope to god you go straight down. I usually flick my joystick left and right quickly, so the flicks sort of counter themselves out and I fall straight.
Take your time and sometimes just stick do a couple of wall jumps to stay in place. There seems to be some designated rest areas on the level, so you don't have to rush.

Kid 2:
Relax and have patience. I find myself rushing some direction changes and screwing up the whole ride.

Kid 3:
I beat this after watching a walkthrough. Once I saw the proper way to get between the rows it all snapped together.
Take a break after every few attempts. The way the game chose to put on the ground running after every failure made me crazy.

General advice:
SLEEP ON IT. This is how I beat the second and third levels. I got oriented to the levels, and tried my hardest, but then left my xbox running overnight. I came back to both levels in the morning fresh, and continued to beat them quickly.
Take a bit of a game-plan time out when there's a wall you can hang around on. It kept me personally relaxed and patient. There's no need to A+ these levels.



All in all, crazy hard experience. Easily amongst the hardest in my gaming career- that I've conquered.

[Nova Dark Storm]

I quit playing back in November after the glitch that my friend told me about, then picked up playing it this week.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNy0IEomJ50

  No limits

[thebiggiesquat]

Have any of you guys ever beaten I Wanna Be the Guy? Not as much polish as SMB, but the masochism is the same.

I'd say the mascochism is worse. Much worse

And I'd say that Puberty (the last level of the Expert Remix on Teh Internets) is harder, since you don't have as much aerial control.

[sander18]

I unlocked it 10 minutes ago, with some frustration 

[GooeyPwnage]

2 days ago. :D
First Stage: 2 hours
Second Stage: 10 minutes
Third Stage: 45 minutes
The third one was definitely the easiest, you just have to get the timing on jumps right. First one was hardest, of course, with all the jumps and constant deaths. (I found a youtube video with tips for the Kid's warp zone, the first stage's was "Don't use the run button", which is actually extremely helpful.) The second one was... It was okay. You just have to move when you get the chance to, and perfect that jump in the middle.
I'm so happy. And now I can beat levels easier. And faster. I have all light world levels chapters 1, 2, and 3 and all dark world levels in chapters 1 and 2 A+'d now that I have the Kid. Yay. :3


and i think i broke the spacebar

[gabrielwoj]

Just a tip
Use the controller, haha, I used and completed in less a half-hour

[foREVer]

I managed to complete Kid1 on the first attempt once (not first EVER), i felt proud 

[384sprites]

I am not able to beat the first level (of the Kid levels). I'm thinking of putting a craigslist ad for someone to come to my house and beat the shit out of that level. 

Right now... I was at the level where I saved Bandage Girl and she was riding my back. I eventually gave up... then soon realized that I'd have to re-beat the level where Dr. Fetus is chasing me.

It gave me chest pains and made me want scream. 

[gabrielwoj]

I played the level again and beat in less 3 minutes

[384sprites]

If you live in the SF Bay Area, please come to my house and beat the level. I don't have the patience!   

[GameRoom]

That sounds like you're not good with technology. Just give someone the savefile or something.

Like a noob. Remember this. You're a bad person.

[384sprites]

Be gentle dude. I work a lot, and I have limited time. After playing that level so many times, I don't think I have the mad skills to pass it. You are the shiz if you can pass that level without taking someone's life.

Didn't know you could have someone log into your account remotely. I'll have to look into it.